11 February 2011


yo (informal message to myself, the sole reader of this comatose blog),

everyone has a blog. i also have one. no biggie. i probably don't write on here very often because other people have blogs and they are more dedicated than i am. i promise very little. i commit to very little, i used to, i don't anymore. but i promise i'll keep the emo to a minimum.

promises i can make and keep. i really always love music, in general. i will always hate sub-genres, while also being a genre purist (i'm talking to you dubstep). i will write, map, produce, master, mix, effect, and post at least one original production in the year 2011. i can promise to never do a club DJ set with a laptop ever again. *house parties excluded because, well, house parties don't have stages and people spill shit. i can also promise that i'm a probably less weird than i pretend or think i am, but that doesn't stop me from being really awkward simply for the sake of self-amusement.

all in all, whatever. collini, out.


12 August 2010

what/who/how is slubot

Two computers. Two MIDI controllers. Two TT1625. One DM950. One mini-KP. or not.

Slubot:::> Sandstorm. Theme from Blade. Alive 2007. MSTRKRFT Essential Mix. Steve Aoki Essential Mix.
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HARD13 - 3/13/2009: Destructo, DIM, Shadow Dancer, Erol Alkan, Diplo, Boys Noize...

Thus was the original progression of the decay into the world of rave and electronica. There it was, a show where nearly every DJ there played Wake Up (for the fans) and Suspense Is Killing Me (for Boy 8-Bit's father?). Rave isn't some sole, destructive entity bent on drug binges and irresponsible water consumption. Rave is a movement, a place and culture of friendship. Proper behavior is regulated not by force or coercion but by mutual understanding and non-aggression. The music an expression of the hidden drives and unexpressed emotions of the newest generations.

Rave, like anarchy, is a peaceful chaos. Its members operate only within the confines of themselves, mutual respect and responsibility. Following HARD13, while among friends at an annual reincarnation of a Vietnam War protest in Madison, WI the name Slubot was first coined. At an event which should outwardly reflect both peace and political unrest, there was police state and the ever-present existence of American behavioral dichotomy. Streets filled with people, students. Going to class, going to work, reading textbooks. Going to bars, going to parties, fucking bodies. Slubot is a portmanteau of and reaction formation to the slut and the robot. The sexual automaton that is American youth that is losing control of itself and of its culture.

Slubot believes in anarchy (not 1960's American communes; but real anarchy, Rothbardian Anarchy, Anarcho-Capitalism) as the most desirable philosophy to be understood by human beings. Anarchy maintains all the aspects that exist in rave, though they seem at odds: peace and chaos, freedom and responsibility, self and non-self.

Chaos is simply the lack of an organized structure which allows true peace to exist. Freedom is the ability to act according to one's wishes, which can only occur in conditions of great responsibility. The self is what we can control, but that control must not aggressively interfere with others' selves: the non-self.

The music is an outlet for that. Keeping the beat ensures peace, but the crowd experiences chaos. Track selection is completely free, but is done so responsibly to maintain peace and chaos. Finally, the DJ is one entity and the crowd is another. Two selves cooperating and adjusting to tracks selected to create a turbulent tranquility.

Slubot is anarchy and anarchy is rave.

15 June 2010

Second Chief Directorate

The Second Chief Directorate of the KGB was in charge of counter-intelligence and internal political control of the Soviet Union. In this mix, The Second Chief Directorate of the KJB, trance is introduced but dispatched to make room for an electro-banger regime following a multi-ethnic Bohemian era. Enjoy.

1. Tiesto - Carpe Noctum
2. Benny Benassi - Come Fly Away
3. Salt Tank - Eugina
4. DJ Jan - Blaxo
5. DJ Extacy - Satellites
6. DJ Dean - Protect your Ears
7. Paul Van Dyk - Castles In The Sky
8. Steve Mac - Paddy's Revenge (Radio Edit)
9. Deadmau5 - I Remember
10. Gigi Barocco Vs. Ice Mc - Think AbOOt It
11. Swedish House Mafia - One (Original Mix)
12. Sebastian Ingrosso - Laktos vs Scientists (Coldplay)
13. Worship - Starcrash
14. Steve Angello Feat Robin S - Show Me Love (Afrojack Remix)
15. Project Bassline - Drop The Pressure (Jack Beats 'Rinsed Out Rave' Remix)
16. Sonic Children - Stickin'
17. Gucci Vump - the boogieman (downtown remix)
18. Samim - Heater (Diplo Remix)
19. Gucci Vump - the boogieman (downtown remix)
20. Gucci Vump - Sha! Shtil! (L-Vis 1990 Remix)
21. Afrojack & Steve Aoki - No Beef (HQ Rip)
22. Ocelot - Beating Hearts (Louis La Roche Remix)

The God Damn KJB - Second Chief Directorate Mix

let's go back to the start,

13 June 2010

Sunday Night Fever Mix

I was sick today and used my time to finally record something I've been working on. The first half is a lot of disco-influenced tracks with an increasing intensity. Then Rutger Hauer adds his 2 cents before we delve into some of my favorite electro-punk tracks/remixes I've been listening too. The whole thing ends and I don't care if it was exactly perfect, because well its says what I want it too.

1. Willy Wonka - Pure Imagination
2. Grum - Through the Night
3. Hussle Club - Loose Tights (VHS or Beta Remix)
4. Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand (Baby Diego edit)
5. The Party Squad - Welkom Terug
6. Ocelot - Beating Hearts (Louis La Roche Remix)
7. Moguai - Nyce
8. MVSEVM - French Jeans (Dada Life Remix)
9. Rutger Hauer - Blade Runner Soliloquy
10. Refused feat. The Bloody Beetroots - New Noise
11. Grum - Go Back (Le Castle Vania Remix)
12. All Leather - I Don't Hate Fags, God Does (Congorock Remix)
13. Beastie Boys - Sabotage (DJ Kue Remix)
14. Alex Gopher - Handguns (Dada Life Remix)
15. Tiesto feat. Diplo - C'Mon
16. Afrojack & Sidney Samson - Quacky
17. Lady Gaga - Alejandro (Rusko's Papuseria Remix)
18. Coldplay - Kingdom Come (deCLASSIFIED: KJB fuck you remix in the works)
19. The Subs - Mitsubitchi (Bobermann Remix)

*recorded in Ableton 7, with LPD8 and LPK25 MIDI controllers

Look out for a pre-Electric Daisy Carnival mix in these weeks/days before that epic festival. Also working on Memorial Union Terrace set (open mic or otherwise) and/or set at the OPA club.

The God Damn KJB - Sunday Night Fever Mix


03 March 2010

in chaos we trust

music is perhaps the most free form of artistic expression, likely due to its universal appeal and understanding, as well as through its ease of transmission and sharing\ the god damn kjb understands this and has started its course into the realm of anarcho-musicalism with the following mix\ please enjoy and spread the joy as you see fit\ our time is very short, we must all try to do what we can, in all ways\\

run time: 50:10

1. Eric Cartman - Towel Call
2. Lady Gaga - Bad Romance (Grum Remix)
3. Calvin Harris - You Used To Hold Me
4. Dolby Anol - Cameroon
5. Dan Black feat. Kid Cudi - Symphonies (Dada Life Remix)
6. Doctor P - Sweet Shop
7. Gucci Vump - The Boogieman (Downtown Remix)
8. Stevie Wonder - Superstition (Fare Soldi Zupparstition Remix)
9. House of Pain - Jump Around (Deadmau5 Remix)
10. Etienne de Crecy - Welcome featuring The Bloody Beetroots
11. Barletta & Gianni Marion - Drop Out
12. Dragonette - Pick Up The Phone (Arithmetix Remix)
13. Destructo & Uberzone vs Major Lazer - Bruk Out (Destructo Remix)
14. Classixx - I'll Get You (Treasure Fingers Remix)
15. Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Dance Remix)
16. Wu-Tang Clan - Early Grave (featuring ODB & Bad Luck)
17. Junkie XL & Steve Aoki - 1967 Poem
18. Justice - Waters of Nazareth

The Anarchist's Birthday Mix

19 October 2009

r3Z Breese Dance Ppaarrttyy

Click title above for zShare.net download page for this set.

Third floor parties aren't nothing to mess with. The as of yet unnamed duo of Jb-Bk played for over five hours, and recorded a four hour set that, after some liquid coaxing, got the show going.

Tracklist of 96 featured twoons follows.
Neil Diamond - Mr. Bojangles (Bk spins real slow mix) [off track]
1. The Count & Sinden - MEGA
2. Deadmau5 - Moar Ghosts N Stuff
3. Deadmau5 - Ghosts N Stuff (feat. Rob Swire)
4. Boys Noize - Transmission
5. Boys Noize - Sweet Light
6. Deadmau5 - Strobe
7. Florence and The Machine - Drumming Song (Boy 8-Bit Remix)
8. Larry Tee Feat. Roxy Cottontail - Let's Make Nasty (Afrojack Remix)
9. Little Boots - Earthquake (Treasure Fingers'
10. Boys Noize - Nott
11. Destroy Disco - Adrenaline
12. Dusty Kid - The Cat (Crookers Remix)
13. Fake Blood - Armand Van Helden - I Want Your Soul (Fake Blood remix)
14. LAZRtag - Lollipop (Lil' Wayne Remix)
15. SebastiAn - Killing in the Name Of (Rage Against the Machine Remix)
16. SebastiAn - H.A.L.
17. Rusko - Born to do it
18. Rusko - Big headed slags
19. Soulwax - E Talking
20. The Aston Shuffle - Dance Wiv Me ft. Calvin Harris (Dizzee Rascal Remix)
21. Steve Aoki - Skin Dive (Duran Duran Remix)
22. Basement Jaxx - Red Alert
23. MSTRKRFT - Wow (Kylie Minouge Remix)
24. Afrojack - Cool (Spencer & Hill Remix)
25. D.I.M. - Floating (Jape Remix) (Clean)
26. Crookers - Get On Your Boots (U2 Remix)
27. Crookers - Thunderstruck (AC/DC Remix)
28. Crookers - Maneater (Nelly Furtado Remix)
29. LA Riots - Crimewave (Crystal Castles Remix)
30. MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker (Featuring John Legend) (Laidback Luke Remix)
31. Daft Punk - Work Is Never Over (Diplo Work Is Never Never Over Remix)
32. Daft Punk - One More Time (Laidback Luke 'Be More Time' Edit)
33. Mr. Oizo - Positif (Original Mix)
34. The Bloody Beetroots - Ill to Destroy
35. Basement Jaxx - Raindrops
36. MSTRKRFT - D.A.N.C.E (Justice Remix)
37. Crookers - Fancy Footwork (Chromeo Remix)
38. Deadmau5 - Hi Friend!
39. Basshunter - Bass Creator
40. Guns N' Bombs - Riddle Of Steel
41. Justice - Electric Feel (MGMT Remix)
42. Darude - Sandstorm (Fake Blood Remix) [Preview]
43. Darude - Sandstorm (original mix)
44. Zombie Nation - Zombie Nation (Laidback Luke Mix)
45. 3OH!3 - PunkB*tch
46. Major lazer - Pon de Floor (BeatauCue rmx)
47. Armand Van Helden - Playmate (Jesse Rose Remix)
48. The Aston Shuffle - Stomp Yo Shoes (SHAZAM Remix)
49. Afrojack - Make Her Say (Kid Cudi ft. Kanye West & Common Remix)
50. A-Trak - Bounce (MSTRKRFT Remix)
51. A-Trak - Idealistic (Digitalism Remix)
52. Laidback Luke - Sex Weed (Juice String Mix)
53. 1-10 Century (Feat. Calvin Harris).mp3
54. Laidback Luke - Show Me Love vs Be with Steve Angello
55. Bob Sinclair - World Hold On
56. The Chemical Brothers - Saturate (Stanton Warriors Hope Time Acapella)
57. A.P.T. - Obama Obama
58. Fake Blood - Mars
59. Fake Blood - Fix Your Accent
60. Fake Blood - Any Way You Choose to Give It (The Black Ghosts Remix)
61. MSTRKRFT - Easy Love
62. LA Riots - Boombox (Kylie Minogue Remix)
63. The Disco Villains - All That She Wants (Ace of Base Remix)
64. Basshunter - Russia Privjet
65. Deadmau5 - Reward Is More Cheese
66. Deadmau5 - Harder, Better, Faster,Stronger (Daft Punk Remix)
67. Britney Spears - Freakshow
68. The Glitch Mob - West Coast Rocks
69. TV On the Radio - Red Dress (The Glitch Mob remix)
70. Yves Deruyter - Sexy Animals (Beastie Penetration Mix)
71. John Roman - Kontact Me (Boys Noize Remix)
72. Soulwax - Kids (MGMT Remix)
73. Kid Cudi - Day & Night (Rusko Remix)
74. Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Rusko Remix)
75. Justice - We Are Your Friends
76. Alex Gopher - Out Of The Inside
77. Evil Nine - All The Cash Ft. El-P
78. Soulwax - NY Excuse
79. LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Is Playing In My House [Soulwax Shibuya Mix]
80. Deadmau5 - Ghosts N Stuff
81. The Disco Villains - Face Down
82. Dirty Disco Youth - Idealistic (Digitalism Remix)
83. Simian Mobile Disco - It's the Beat
84. Bodyrockers - I Like The Way You Move
85. Boys Noize - Phantom II (Justice Remix)
86. LA Riots - Ready for the Floor (Hot Chip Remix) with The Villains
87. Calvin Harris - Vegas
88. Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80's
89. Moby - Infinity (Klaas Mix)
90. D.I.M. & TAI - Lyposuct
91. The Prodigy - Out Of Space
93. Eric Prydz - Pjanoo (Fred Falke Remix)
94. Boys Noize - Heart Attack
95. The Bloody Beetroots - Verrà la morte e avrà i tuoi occhi
96. Kraftwerk - Goldeneye 007
97. Jabba the hut laughs at your feeble mind tricks.

Hope you enjoy as much as the 100 people in the basement did. The file size is 330+ MB, so if your download finishes before that, try again.


20 August 2009

Slu:bot Strikes a Slooter - with Electricity

The other day, this author found himself quite homeless for the evening. What did he do? As a resourceful bot, he discovered he was at a party that could appreciate 'techno'. Two hours later, this following mix was finished and a friend offered a couch for the night.

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Slu:bot at Shea:1018CC, Please Mind the Lazer Strikes: Adventures in Flanging.

Ryskee - Leave Me Amor (The Bloody Beetroots Remix)
The Bloody Beetroots - Fucked From Above 1985
Daft Punk - Technologic
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
Deadmau5/BoysNoize - Jump Starter (DJ Drma Mash)
Deadmau5 - Moar Ghosts N' Whatever
Justice - Phantom II (Boys Noize Remix)
MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker Ft. John Legend (Laidback Luke Remix)
Ace of Base - All That She Wants (The Disco Villains Remix)
Justice - DVNO (LARiots Remix)
Justice - TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY (LARiots Remix)
MSTRKRFT - The Looks
Jack Beats - Get Down
Soulwax - E-Talking
Soulwax - E-Talking (Nite Version)
Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (MSTRKRFT Remix)
Major Lazer - Zumbi Ft. Andy Milonakis
Siouxsie and the Banshees - Peek-A-Boo (Live)
The Bloody Beetroots - House N* 84
Fake Blood - Mars
Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (Crookers Remix)
Black Eyed Peas - I Got A Feeling (Barletta Edit)
Funkwerkstatt - Windrose
Don Rimini - Let Me Back Up (Crookers Remix)
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Enrique Iglesias - Rhythm Divine
Boy 8-Bit - Archangel (Burial Remix)
Culture Club - You Spin Me Right Round
Eurhythmics - Sweet Dreams
Rihanna - Disturbia
The Bloody Beetroots - Warp 9.6 Ft. Steve Aoki (YELOcake Remix)
Lady Sovereign - Got U Dancing (Jack Beats Remix)
Juelz Santana - There It Go (The Whistle Song)
AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Crookers Remix)
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science
Boy 8-Bit - The Things That Freeks Are Made Of
The Human League - The Things That Dreams Are Made Of
Backstreet Boys - Everybody
Enur - Calabria 2008
Fatboy Slim - Rockefeller Skank
Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin' (LARiots Remix)
Benny Benassi - Changes
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction
Tech N9ne - Let's Get Fucked Up
Baby Huey - Pop Lock and Drop It (Remix)
DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat
Cupid - Shuffle (Remix)
Ciara - 1,2 Step
DJ Falcon - Call On Me (Thomas Bangalter Version)
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic [reprise]
Lil' Troy - Baller
Allister - Fraggle Punk Rock
Kraftwerk - Goldeneye 007 Theme
Jabba The Hut laughs at the feeble power of the Force.

Turns out I did a throwback set: throwback electro from last year and throwback pop from middle school.

Don't listen to with headphones on the first go, Remember:

"Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do."